If you’re going to live where there’s winter (meaning snow, cold, wind, below zero temps., etc.) there are three things you can’t live without. Maybe that’s stating it a little strongly. Better said, there are three things without which you won’t be happy living in winter. Don’t take my word for it. Ask anyone who’s happy living in snow country. They’ll tell you.
By now, you’re already making a list in your mind of what three things you’d have to have to be happy living in snow country. Let’s see if you think like those of us who live in the land of eternal winter.
Here are the three things: 1) you must have a garage in which to park your vehicles. If you don’t have a garage, and constantly have to scrape your windows standing in snow to your knees you’ll quickly tire of winter.
2) You must have a snowblower. Here in Island Park we have commercial operators blow us out, but there’s still the touch-up areas. And you don’t have to shovel very much snow to be sick of it. I keep a snowblower up on the porch to keep it clean, and another in the shop to clean out around there. You can never have too many snowblowers.
3) You must have a winter sport / activity. If you’re stuck in the house 24 / 7 you’re bummed. Even if it starts out peacefully doing things you like, it won’t be long before you’re stir crazy. You must have something that gets you outside and gets your heart pumping. You absolutely can’t pass 8 months of winter (or even two or three, for that matter) without getting out and enjoying it. If you try, you’ll be unhappy.
So what’s a person to do? I mean you can always buy a snowblower, they’re not expensive. But what if you plain don’t like getting outside in the winter? Or what if you can’t afford a garage? Are you doomed to live out your days in Arizona?
We’ll it’s like I said in the beginning. You can live in snow country. You just don’t do so with full enjoyment. Because after all, there are three immutable laws of living in snow country . . .
The West Yellowstone Snowmobile expo will be happening March 13 – 15th in West Yellowstone. This is a spectacular long weekend filled with racing, unveiling of all the new (2010) sleds, and a chance to meet with countless after-market manufacturers. If you are into snowmobiles – and especially if you are into mountain riding – this is the most important show of the year.  Don’t miss it.
With temperatures well above freezing for the last couple of weeks, the locals are starting to think spring may not be far off. And you know what they say: when springtime comes, a young man’s heart turns to . . . well, fishing of course. The locals have been fishing Montana’s Madison River all winter, and things have really heated up lately.
If you’re a regular visitor to Island Park, chances are you’ve hunted here. Â Even if you’ve come to hike, fish, Â ride your ATV, pick huckleberries, etc., etc., etc., you’ve very likely carried a gun with you as insurance against predators. Â If you live here, you almost certainly have a gun (or two, or three) tucked away for a rainy day. Â In today’s political climate, guns are a hot topic. Â There are many who would outlaw them because they kill people (funny they don’t want to outlaw cars for the same reason — or tobacco or alcohol for that matter.)
‘Tis the season, as they say. Â As things start to slow down many of the local restaurant owners plan their vacations. Â That’s what’s happening at the end of this week. Â Boondocks restaurant out in shotgun will close this week for about a month “or so,” whatever that might mean. Â On the other end of the world’s longest main street, Island Park Lodge will close this weekend and re-open Memorial weekend.