May 19, 2012

3 Immutable Laws Of Winter Living

img_4046If you’re going to live where there’s winter (meaning snow, cold, wind, below zero temps., etc.) there are three things you can’t live without.  Maybe that’s stating it a little strongly.  Better said, there are three things without which you won’t be happy living in winter.  Don’t take my word for it.  Ask anyone who’s happy living in snow country.  They’ll tell you.

By now, you’re already making a list in your mind of what three things you’d have to have to be happy living in snow country.  Let’s see if you think like those of us who live in the land of eternal winter.

Here are the three things: 1) you must have a garage in which to park your vehicles.  If you don’t have a garage, and constantly have to scrape your windows standing in snow to your knees you’ll quickly tire of winter.

2) You must have a snowblower.  Here in Island Park we have commercial operators blow us out, but there’s still the touch-up areas.  And you don’t have to shovel very much snow to be sick of it.  I keep a snowblower up on the porch to keep it clean, and another in the shop to clean out around there.  You can never have too many snowblowers.

3) You must have a winter sport / activity.  If you’re stuck in the house 24 / 7 you’re bummed.  Even if it starts out peacefully doing things you like, it won’t be long before you’re stir crazy.  You must have something that gets you outside and gets your heart pumping.  You absolutely can’t pass 8 months of winter (or even two or three, for that matter) without getting out and enjoying it.  If you try, you’ll be unhappy.

So what’s a person to do?  I mean you can always buy a snowblower, they’re not expensive.  But what if you plain don’t like getting outside in the winter?  Or what if you can’t afford a garage?  Are you doomed to live out your days in Arizona?

We’ll it’s like I said in the beginning.  You can live in snow country.  You just don’t do so with full enjoyment.  Because after all, there are three immutable laws of living in snow country . . .

Snowmobile Expo Next Weekend

four1The West Yellowstone Snowmobile expo will be happening March 13 – 15th in West Yellowstone.  This is a spectacular long weekend filled with racing, unveiling of all the new (2010) sleds, and a chance to meet with countless after-market manufacturers.  If you are into snowmobiles  –  and especially if you are into mountain riding  –  this is the most important show of the year.   Don’t miss it.

If you can’t find lodging in West Yellowstone (which you probably can’t at this late date) lodging is available still in Island Park (over the hill 20 minutes south.)  Check with Macks Inn resort, Island Park village, or Phillips Lodge for more information.

Photo courtesy of www.snowmobileexpo.com

In Spring A Young Man’s Heart Turns To . . .

fliesWith temperatures well above freezing for the last couple of weeks, the locals are starting to think spring may not be far off.  And you know what they say:  when springtime comes, a young man’s heart turns to . . . well, fishing of course.  The locals have been fishing Montana’s Madison River all winter, and things have really heated up lately.

In this part of the world we fly fish.  We don’t use worms, or salmon eggs, or cheese, or peanut butter.  This is purist country.  We use flies.  And most of those are lovingly hand-crafted, hand-tied masterpieces from the bench of the fisherman.  Flies are tied all winter and casted all summer.  We use feathers from Teal wings, from ducks harvested here in Island Park.  We use the guard hairs from deer and elk (also harvested locally.)  We are very nearly a self-sustaining economy when it comes to our fishing and hunting.  We recycle, reuse, and redistribute our resources, the fruits of one pursuit feeding the needs of another.

They say if you haven’t fly fished the Henry’s Fork, you haven’t fly fished.  These are blue ribbon trout waters, and there are none better in the world.  Fishing (open year round on selected waters in Montana) will open here in Idaho around Memorial Day.  So you’ve still got a couple of months to prepare.  My advice to you:  get tying.  You know you can’t afford $2 a piece for store-bought flies that may not be as good as what you can do yourself.  And summer will be here before you know it.

Guns — The Devil’s Tools?

guns-in-grey-by-barjackIf you’re a regular visitor to Island Park, chances are you’ve hunted here.  Even if you’ve come to hike, fish,  ride your ATV, pick huckleberries, etc., etc., etc., you’ve very likely carried a gun with you as insurance against predators.  If you live here, you almost certainly have a gun (or two, or three) tucked away for a rainy day.  In today’s political climate, guns are a hot topic.  There are many who would outlaw them because they kill people (funny they don’t want to outlaw cars for the same reason — or tobacco or alcohol for that matter.)

Then there are those who point to the second amendment right to keep and bear arms.  There are those in government who would have you believe that the second amendment was to keep and bear hunting / sporting arms.  But it’s clear from this qoute by Thomas Jefferson that that’s not the case.  Here’s what he had to say:

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson

Or this by George Washington:

The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all that’s good.
George Washington

Or this by George Washington:

Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth.
George Washington

It’s pretty clear from these quotes from the founding fathers what they thought of the right to bear arms and why they wrote it into the constitution in such a place of prominence.  

Today as politicians mull over how to strip honest citizens of these rights, the people are hedging their bets.  Gun sales (especially unregistered gun sales) are brisk in our area (and just about everywhere else, as I understand it.)  Everyone’s trying to beat the pending legislation.  And if you think gun sales are brisk, you ought to see what they’re doing in ammunition around here!  One thing’s for certain: change is coming.  It could be now or never.  If you care, better get stocked up.

Local Restuarants Prepare For Seasonal Closure

closed-sign-by-janson‘Tis the season, as they say.  As things start to slow down many of the local restaurant owners plan their vacations.  That’s what’s happening at the end of this week.  Boondocks restaurant out in shotgun will close this week for about a month “or so,” whatever that might mean.  On the other end of the world’s longest main street, Island Park Lodge will close this weekend and re-open Memorial weekend.

So if you want to go to dinner when you’re up here, you’ve got “The Landings” at Macks Inn, Lakeside Lodge,  Pond’s Lodge and The Pines at Phillips Lodge.  You might catch Angler’s Lodge in Last Chance open from time to time if you’re tenacious enough.  The bottom line is, there’s still plenty of food here.  You’re just going to have to look a little harder to find it.